Children should be seen and not heard.
- Child: no smoking. smoking is bad.
- Me: it is, very bad.
- Child: teacher say no smoking, nobody smoke.
- Me: teacher is right. you shouldn't smoke.
- Child: why you like to smoke so much then. all the day you smoking.
- Me: I...don't know.
- Child: smoking kills you. you want to die? do you want to die?
- Me: I...n no, um.
- Child: smoking is wrong. smoking is bad. its wrong its wrong.
- Me: yeah I-
- Child: WHY YOU TRYING TO DIE. LIVE.
- Me: .........OH MY GOD LOOK AT THAT MONSTER BEHIND YOU.
- Child: No, I know you just kidding but you need to stop smoking too.